全美超模大赛第一季

类型： / 地区：美国 / 年份：2003

状态：已完结

地区：美国

语言：英语

年份：2003

导演：Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 

主演：Tyra Banks 

更新：2024-07-15

简介：　　This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of　　This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70 year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool... 风车动漫内容涵盖最新好看的评分9.5以上的最新的电影高清电影免费在线观看，该网站又名片吧影院包括了天堂影视。电影完整版视频在线观看曰本、港台、大陆电影迅雷下载就看风车动漫，支持手机在线观看,搞笑综艺视频等资源！详情